I got mugged by some tv cooking
I'm doing chicken & chorizo & butter bean casserole.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)

I'm going to jam a lemon up a chicken later

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)

This is a good plan
Don't leave it up there if you are boiling the carcass. If you know what I mean, eh? EH?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)

We had chicken and chorizo stirfry the other day, it was a great disappointment.
It was my first attempt though and now I know that when the ingredients call for 2 tins of chopped tomatoes I should use 2 tins even if it means trugging to the top shop to get one.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)

Tool
How's him indoors today? Still dizzy?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)

He's alright, still a little bit knackard and gald I made him not do the run this morning.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)