Well, you wont be able to get one
from the international food festival in Cardiff if you arent there will you?

You'll have to make your own, out of catfood and toilet roll.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)

I don't even

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)

LOLWAKI

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)