Our company has a bike/tax dodging scheme.
I think you get a decent bike, you pay for it from your pre-tax salary, so basically you don't pay income tax on the cost of the bike. Probably. Naturally I decline the offer on account of I cycled for years and got a little tired of lunatics who shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets, never mind drive a car, trying to kill me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:26, archived)

We have an even better scheme where they buy you a bike and you rent it off them and are offered to buy it off them after a couple of years or just get another bike.

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:28, archived)

Yeah well
They gave me a helicopter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)

It's probably actually the same kind of scheme

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:31, archived)

I know
Do you want a helicopter? I can't be arsed with this one.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:34, archived)

Ok.

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:46, archived)