In fairness to Deaf Satan
Even his irritating, fake AIDS banter is about 250% better than anything you could ever post on here, even if something (other than being a paedophile) was wrong with you.
(WormuIus, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:52,
archived)
I think it's fairly safe to say that if MW was diagnosed with a terminal illness, not a single fuck would be given.