I would like to get to know the woman
behind the phenomenon that is Baldmonkey. The first lady if you will. Though I doubt she'd want to fuck me. Their romance gives me - a fat man with fat lips, a silly expression and glasses, on the internet - hope.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)

wait, wat, baldmonkey is a woman? I have clearly had this all wrong

( vladimir, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)

i'm definitely going to start printing out her posts and glue them in scrapbook from now on

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)