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Wait, you're calling me a hypocrite?
For wearing a kilt? What planet are you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
Not a hypocrite for wearing a kilt
A hypocrite for calling someone a sham, when you wore a kilt and are about as scottish as my arse.

I bet you flicked through the wedding rental catalogue of Burtons and thought 'hey my mum's best friend once noshed off a Glaswegian a decade ago, that makes me part scottish LOL' and felt that justified wearing that kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
Are only Scottish people allowed to wear kilts then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
You tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
Well it seems to be you passing judging people based on it.
I'm just asking you to justify your obvious prejudice.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
I believe wearing traditional scottish kilts bearing non family-specific and generic tartan
Makes you look like you're wearing it solely for attention
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
Well it's a good thing that it was a family specific tartan then, wasn't it?
And not just any family, but my mum's side of the family. Any more sweeping generalisations?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
all left-handed men are benders

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)
I hear that if you touch a frisbee more than five times in your entire life you turn so gay that you have difficulty walking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
Yeah: any other time of year or occasion you probably don't show off the fact that you're half scottish.
And I call bullshit with your family tartan. Burton's back-catalogue perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
ONLY PEOPLE WITH GOOD KNEES.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FUCKING KNEES, BINKO?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
you have a WOMAN'S knees, my lord
i'll wager those knees have never been used to paddle a raft made of the skeletons of your dead crew members
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)