one from a friend of a friend of mine:
'n dont call on our army whn they in the middle of tryin 2 take over the middle east for oil..they r also busy people!! haha sit bk n watch the real england!! this is hw we do.. n if u want the riot 2 stop thn u just one of thm government clones!! we need to let them no who really incharge of this countryyyy'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

Outstanding.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

*head in hands*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

Wow.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

i've read it a few times now and i genuinely can't decipher it.
is the british army being in 'the middle east' (i presume she means afghanistan?!)good? or bad? do we need them here? or not? the clones! the clones! let those in tracksuits rule this glorious nation!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

you know what this is actually a little bit frightening

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)

it's, it's, a brainwrong blitz!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

And the chav at the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into a brainwrong blitz!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

pffft.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)

This deserves about a million more clickies.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)

Reading that hurt.
And it makes me want to launch a counter riot.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

She sounds hot, is she single?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

I went to your flat with all my stuff
I couldn't find the key so I had to walk home again :'(
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)