Hello
How are you all?
What's all this about Writers?
I hope you're having a good day.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)

I am good thanks.
I'm enjoying being back at work after a long weekend.
My brother is home this week so I shall enjoy talking to him when I get home.
It's nearly lunch time I'm hungry.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)

I have German Sausage Sandwiches for lunch.
I'm quite excited.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)

Let's take a moment in this break in Interesting Internet to relive this classic moment of internet
www.b3ta.com/questions/wasteofmoney/post887374
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)

near the top, now with tit pics:
www.b3ta.com/questions/annoyingpartners/post1311046
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)

Ten grand for those? Who did them, Baldmonkey?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)

One has to assume that she had a double mastectomy as part of cancer treatment,
and her ex-husband had to buy her a whole new pair.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)

Oh christ, some people are beyond help.
b3ta.com/questions/annoyingpartners/post1312198
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)

I...what...is this even legal?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

I'm doubting if she is.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)

Also, what's with that Mock Turtle prick? He seems to exist solely to get upset at '/talk trolls'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)

You mean like Happy Phantom does?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)

He seems to have vanished since Shambles trolled him into the ground a few months back.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)

i bet mock turtle has happy phantom on IM somewhere,
talking him in like ground support. 'haha, yeah! now call one of them 'bitter'. that'll get them! owwwww, ZINGER!!!!'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)

Something is genuinely wrong with all of this.
I mean beside the fucking creepy internet weirdo posting it all.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)

Creepy weirdos you say?
b3ta.com/talk/388397
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)

SOMEONE CALL TRADING STANDARDS.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)

EURGH ONE IS SLIGHTLY LOWER THAN THE OTHER GROSS

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)

Is she laying on her side?

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)

That's a photo of a bra
there's not even any cleavage. That's the shittest tit pic I've seen online. Is his girlfriend 12?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)

You're not suggesting he's a nonce on top of everything else, are you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)

Probably not an ultra-nonce
but he definitely likes them the balder side of puberty
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)

That phrase has probably ruined Procol Harum for everyone now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)

well she won't always have nice norks,
they go hard eventually and have to be replaced.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)

look, if you really can't help being such a beakering fuck, can i suggest you join the forums on digital spy?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)

Can I suggest that you wait until after your period before posting again?

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)

shower first, at least

(likeajackhammer, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

I thought janet was pretty menopausal anyway.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

PRETTY?
MIKE FANCIES JANET! SPREAD IT!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

I like my women less penisey than janet.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)

it's so difficult to tell these days...
there was this one time..... but I don't want to talk about it...

DON'T TOUCH ME!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)

Is it true that she's got one like a toothless camel sucking on a bar of soap?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)

Oh for FUCK'S sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)

you like that, baby? huh?
*gyrates*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)

Does anyone have any stupid quotes from their friends about the riots?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)

What riots?

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)

Good one, any more?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

one from a friend of a friend of mine:
'n dont call on our army whn they in the middle of tryin 2 take over the middle east for oil..they r also busy people!! haha sit bk n watch the real england!! this is hw we do.. n if u want the riot 2 stop thn u just one of thm government clones!! we need to let them no who really incharge of this countryyyy'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

Outstanding.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

*head in hands*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

Wow.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

i've read it a few times now and i genuinely can't decipher it.
is the british army being in 'the middle east' (i presume she means afghanistan?!)good? or bad? do we need them here? or not? the clones! the clones! let those in tracksuits rule this glorious nation!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

you know what this is actually a little bit frightening

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)

it's, it's, a brainwrong blitz!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

And the chav at the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into a brainwrong blitz!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

pffft.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)

This deserves about a million more clickies.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)

Reading that hurt.
And it makes me want to launch a counter riot.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

She sounds hot, is she single?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

I went to your flat with all my stuff
I couldn't find the key so I had to walk home again :'(
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

They should get the army in and shoot the lot!x
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7272779
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

MW isn't my friend on Facebook as far as I'm aware

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

One of your facebook friends is MW, but we're not telling you which one.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

Yeah I said he was didn't I, sorry about that.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

See, I agree.
Maybe shooting them dead would be taking things too far, but a least a shot to the foot or a few rubber bullets to the face.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

As scary as it sounds, who's to say it won't come to that?
If the rioting continues they're going to have to stop it somehow. Scary times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

They're not going to bring the army in.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)

Police have guns.
So do some civilians.
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)

you sound sure, the police aren't having a lot of luck
Just sayin' like. Peace.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)

there will be some sort of coup of the army start shooting at civilians

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)

of course there would
I say we should call Spiderman then.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

Mike's right, they're not going to bring the army in.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)

well THAT's a relief

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)

It sends a pretty powerful message and probably not the right one.
Anyway they've more than doubled their numbers for tonight. Hopefully sanity will prevail and it will dissipate.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)

yeah, I hope so
Just for the record, I don't believe sending in the army is the answer. Merely a discussion point.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)

Sending in the army at the wrong time would only make things worse and then they WOULD have to shoot people
/opinion
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)

n e way they in the middle of tryin 2 take over the middle east for oil..they r also busy people!! haha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)

TRUDAT!
DEY SHUD STAY IN IRAQ OR WOTEVA
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)

haha.
let thm see who incharge this countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....!!1!!ELEVEN
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)

I'm keeping my opinions to myself until I here what gluey has to say about this.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)

"apparently a masked superhero double act were spotted on the streets of London last night
" ......Blackman and robbin.......PMSL"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

Apparently they've looted everything from a camping store too.
Blacks?

Yes, some.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)

I'm having a GREAT day Mono
Ta
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)

Fantastic news Theoban!
What's been the best part of your day so far?
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

I won two cinema tickets earlier, that's nice
and I started a new job today, that's nice

Can't decide
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)

WOW!
Two nice things in one day.
You're a very lucky boy
( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)

Yes! Later I'll fall down some stairs and break my ankle or something, again
It's only fair
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)

:'(

( MONO!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

I've been telling people at work that you pronounce it "Tot-num"
and the reason for all these riots is that the locals are so angry at people calling north London "Totten-hhhham"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)

I interviewed Ossie Ardiles about this time last year.
It was all Tottingham this, and Tottingham that. Very funny. Tragic, in a way.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)

More to the point, where's the fucking postman?
I haven't had any mail in days.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)

he's in an oven in the hackney branch of tasty chicken.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)