someone drunk stopped me in the street once and asked if I was macauley caulkin and waved a £5 note at me
I really do not look like macauley caulkin, it was all a bit distressing
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

HE LOOKS LIKE MACAULEY CAULKIN
Quick someone note this down in the Glued Eel 'We'll Find Him One Day' File
( Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)

He lives in the town I am currently in.
I'll track him down some how.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)

i KNOW FOR a fact that he is Jeremy Vine

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)

This means nothing to me.
Please go away now, thank you.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)

FRESH!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)

I used to call my character on Micro Machines V3 on the Playstation 'Fresh'
I have no idea why really.
I always chose the rasta dude too.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

Sexually active glade plug-in etc.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

I don't really understand this.
Thanks though.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)