Suicide would seem to be the only solution.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)

Yeah, I'll suicide them 'n' all
Fuck it, imma do weights tonight. That'll show them. They'll see.
THEY'LL ALL SEE
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)

That's the spirit!
You can do weights in the corner while they all have fun playing a game.

You'll have them eating out of your hand in no time.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)