Wander the streets of London until you find one of those pricks who'll charge you thiry quid for a picture.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

You like dune buggies? Sure you do, EVERYONE likes dune buggies

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)

That would necessitate going to London...
... which is frankly asking a bit much.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)