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Anyone know where I can get a cartoon done?
I've got a French chum needs a cartoon drawing but she's no idea where to go. I thought you lovely B3tans might have an idea. Or if you have a cartoony bent yourself, fancy having a 10 minute scribble? (Apols for blatant solicitation).
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
FUCK OFF YOU INTOLLERABLE FUCKING CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
Actually...
.... I'm an intolerable fucking cunt. Spelling is so important.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
no it iznt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
Whoop whoop.
Someone ate their daily fill of pedant flakes today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
i find them a bit dry and irritating on the arsehole myself

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
But not correct use of an ellipsis?
Get the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
kick his fucking head in
go on
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
I always thought ellipsis was a mental disorder.
That's my excuse anyway.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
I don't know what you mean...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7313885
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
Stop giving it undue attnetion

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
I'm glad you linked that, I enjoyed seeing it again. thnx.
LOL ROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
I considered it to be false, because it's probably a very good start point for future business plans.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
Ex-RPS writer Quinns is having a go at a boardgame/cardgame video review stuff
so people are doing that kind of thing, people are interested in it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
Yeah, I've seen a few peoples board games review blogs and videos, not to mention board game geek which is a big big site.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
so there are already loads of board game review websites out there?
this is QUITE the business plan.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
Yeah because my business plan is to have a website which is free for people to go on and have a look.
honestly I hope to make fucking shit loads of money for this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
i have literally no idea what you're talking about now.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
I have no idea why you're trying to put me down.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
because you'd be better off dead.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
Great, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
you're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
Failing to be surprised, right here

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

to be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
*HIGH FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
Oi, sarlacc snatch, take credit for your own damn putdowns
Hiding behind Binky like that, tch
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
Given that you want to create a review site, I still think that wordpress is the way to go.
You can attach any kind of data to any kind of content, such as "Manufacturer", "Score", "rules"...etc. And then filter/sort/display it on those basis.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
I just wanted something that looked a little more... well like a website really.
Otherwise I might as well just post reviews on here.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
You can make it look however you want, it's up to you how it displays.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
There is pretty much nothing (with a few minor exceptions) that you can't recreate IGN, or Gamespot, or whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
But the problem is that the 'simple' way of doing things is too simple.
am I really going to have to learn a whole language in order to do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
I pick things up pretty quickly but I just remember playing around with simple website designer stuff years ago and you could do loads with them.
but wordpress seems too restrictive if you have no programming knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
What do you mean by 'too simple' ? What objective are you trying to do that it can't?
And yes, you're going to have to learn sevrel languages to make a website.

It's a bit like someone asking to build their own car, a high end car, without knowing how to drive, weald or paint...
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
I'd say it's more like someone wanting to build their own car
with a retarded mechanic there to help.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
It's still impossible.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
Um, no it's not.
I currently have a website.
and it works and everything
Just doesn't look quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
Oh, well, if it's all done, minus it's appernace, then that's fine, it's all done, just hire a designer and there you go.
Can I see it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
No.
I want to make it look how I want it first.
but blogs are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
OK, what database system are you using, and how are you connecting to it?
What technologys are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
MySQL
I'm only really doing anything through dreamhost and one click installs and the page edited stuff included with them.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
Cool, make sure when you turn it into a comercial venture that the data is easerly portable or it'll cost you a fortune in the long run.
I still think Wordpress is the best option for you, they're fantastic bases for review sites.

wpmu.org/10-wordpress-themes-for-creating-a-review-site/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
thank you very very much for that, best themes I've seen for what I want.
I think I must've done about 20-30 google searches and found 50-60 websites listing themes but nothing even close to what I wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
No probs =)
The advantage of Wordpress is that there are so many people who work on it, like, bigger than any other code project (and deffo website code project) I can think of... that people have adapted it to do more or less anything. Pretty much anything you can think of is already done on it, if you want people to use facebook to leave comments, twitter to get updated when you post....etc. pretty much _anything_ that's possible, is already done for little or no money.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
cool, yeah there are definately big advantages to using "blog" type websites I know that.
just dislike the look.
I'm going to have a serious play around when I get home, quickly type up some "placeholder" text and images etc and see how I get on.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
Although I think you know this, being in publishing in the past, this might help..
www.lipsum.com/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
I do know of it but thanks :D

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
Even with the best machanic in the world, who's willing to do it all for free, he still needs the origional person to be able to be able to say the details of what they want.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
I just don't understand the point of using something else if I'm going to be (pretty much) writing it all myself anyway.
I can't exactly learn from picking bits out here and there and not knowing what I'm doing, I'll have to learn by starting from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
All I have as yet worked out is that word press will let me choose a 'theme' pre-determined by someone else
and you can then change text and move things on the page.
and without learning a little bit of code, that's it
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
*sigh*
You can make wordpress look and run however you want, but you're going to have to learn code to do it, quite a few bits of code... or get/pay someone you know to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
I understand all this but it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
You either accept the software as it comes or you customise it to your needs.
You either learn how to do the latter or you pay someone to do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
Yes but that's rubbish isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
Is your French chum a chick?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
So I'm led to believe

(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
Hot or hairy?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

or and
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
I can only go by Facebook, and she's clothed.

(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
So it's not someone you really know then.
Just some random add to facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
No, I'm not on Facebook, they are

(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
So you're not on Facebook, and you can only go by a picture on Facebook to what she looks like.
Is she your pen-friend? Are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
She's in prison
for being a serial killer. Someone has to make these people feel society doesn't entirely reject them.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
They get to do facebook in prison?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
This is French prison
they get net access and croissants. On the down side, they do have to speak French.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
WOAH! hold the bus here sunshine.
This just doesn't add up, I'm not comfortable with this at all. Like Ballantyne would say (in an overly aggressive manner) Ahm oot.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
Like James Kahn would say
I'm going to make you an offer
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
Like Hilary Devey would say: I want to drink your soul.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
He wouldn't say that anymore
It's that weird woman trapped in an 80's fashion nightmare/Lady GaGa tribute band now.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
GET IAN HUNTLEY OFF FACEBOOK
PEDO SKUM! HOLLY N JESICA ALWEYZ IN R HARTZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
hello french lady how are you.
i had a great time on holiday and i hope you had a great time on holiday.

it is my birthday next week when is your birthday?

i am having sausages for tea what are you having for tea?

do you have a dog? i have a cat.

i have put a cartoon i drew you in this envelope i hope you like it.

lots of love

dildo bugger
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
Damn
rumbled!
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
Hang on a cotton-pickin' minute
How well do you know this friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
We'll get to the bottom of this TH, don't you worry.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
Turns out she's a fucking nonce in a French prison!?!?!!
He's know her since he was 12 but never actually seen her save for a picture on facebook!!

I'm not scrawling some shit drawings for a French nonce TH, no matter how many croissants are on offer.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
Amelie or Asterix?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived) 

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             ||||   / /\_____/ /  
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(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
that's pretty good
how much is it?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
Five grand.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
bit pricey
*screen prints*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
DAMN YOU, PIRACY CULTURE

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
yaaaarr

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
gaz theoban
he does excellent drawings as long as they include vom
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
My rates are £30/hour and I charge by the half day (a day being 8 hours billable time).
If you want, I don't mind doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
Incidently, if anyone wants a bit of work, I need someone to draw a cartoon for a french person, it pays £15/hour and shouldn't take more than 30 minuites.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
hahah
luvs u
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
How could I get a pixelated drawing of my sons name?
I'm thinking about painting his name across his bedroom wall, in a sort of 8 bit game style , but need an image to blow up...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

www.type-invaders.com/sinclair/clairsys/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
i don't understand

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
Hmm, yea but I Was after the whole swooshy graphic, not *just* a word.
I thought I wanted to rip of Road Rash, but the logo for that is shit after all.

my daughter has her name spelled out in wooden letters covered in ribbons and felty things, he wants something cool to beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
Find a font you like on dafont.com, print it out in a big font (such as one letter per page), use that to create a template, paint/spray away.
Or if you want it bigger, try this: homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
kinda slick.
I was anticipating using sponge printing, with 1.5 inch squares.

A friend of did their kids room head to toe as super mario world, fricking awesome. Couldn't ever manage that, but a name would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
Or ask someone who works for a printing company that do wide format work.
Send them the picture and ask them to print it.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
you'd probably be better asking on /board

in a reply to an existing thread though or people will get UPSET
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
there's no reason for anyone to get upset here though

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
I run the world's least popular webcomic

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
Only because it's constantly kept out of the newsletter by the ginger illuminati.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
He asked for the best links this week on twitter
I didn't bother cos I don't want to get blocked like Fr*z
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
I don't have a twitter, otherwise I'd get that pointless cunt told.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
Do you? I've not heard of this. What would it be called?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
Ctrl+Alt+Delete

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
Alt F4

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
Oh well played here.
Although I'm not sure you should make people think you're Tim B^Uckley, seeing as he showed his penis to an underage girl over the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
I just hope with a lot of practice one day I'll be able to draw as poorly as he can

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
THE PUNCHLINE IS A COMPUTER GAME! HAHA!!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
LOL! CHEF TWAT IS TALKING ABOUT CARROTS ON HIS HEAD! LOL! ETHAN LIKES GAMES!
And now miscarriage. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
i haven't looked at CAD in years
i'm going to check it out RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
rubbish!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
It has a theme tune
penned by the FABULOUS Personality Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
No doubt but it won't have another reader in me.
That kind of glib rebuttal to a perfectly reasonable answer is why his comic don't get in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
He has low self-esteem
It's actually really quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
And I'd love to have read it, as I actually didn't know what it is called.
But being mean to me made me do a :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
Oh I'm very sorry
I didn't mean to be mean to you, I completely misunderstood.
You can find it here:
alexcomex.tumblr.com/

Please feel free to hate it, it's ok, I'll understand. And I've been a terrible shit to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
Oh Theoban, I can't stay angry at you.
I'm sure I'll love it.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
From a quick glance I sense a theme running through these comics.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
that alex has curly hair?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
BraynDedd can't fucking draw.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

alexcomex.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
That one about WoW?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
I've been in a comic about wow

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
You lucky thing. Were you Deathwing?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
I was a gnome

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
i doubt that, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
Maybe just Western Europe's least popular

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
hey man, your comic is more popular than my blog

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
That can't be true
I read your bloggity
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
and i read your comic
let's hold hands on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
ARMS ACROSS THE IRISH SEA

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
I submitted a comic
Hope it comes out ok. Looks a little small.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
I can't help.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
Wander the streets of London until you find one of those pricks who'll charge you thiry quid for a picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
You like dune buggies? Sure you do, EVERYONE likes dune buggies

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
That would necessitate going to London...
... which is frankly asking a bit much.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
how are you going to get the marble into the wineglass without touching it?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
gravity

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
*golf clap*
I say... top drawer!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
Woah, this cartoon better not try and compete with SBP.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)