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TOO FEW DINOSAURS BY FUCKING FAR

(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

dino-superpowers:
ADVANCED HIDING
ability to flatten self out between layers of sedimentary buildup which convert over millions of years into rock
BRAINWASHING
ability to convert the brainspaces of young human males into exclusive storage facilities for all facts about self
BITING
ability to have lots of teeth
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)