I'm Pregnant.

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)

Now you are DUO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)

I'm not going to cut the umbilical cord

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)

Bunjie!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)

u a ie o
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)

The acoustics in here are amazing mum!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)

Pics of your uterus or GTFO

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)

Give me your address and I'll come round and show you it.

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)

eating for 3, huh?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)

At the moment I'm eating for about 0.5

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)

you know what I had to eat yesterday?
one "cinnabun". at 11pm. So far today I have eaten exactly one "cinnabun".

the noises my guts made after eating them were amazing.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)

I have eaten my lunch already, and crumpets.
I feel sick though.
( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

fewer mirrors = less nausea.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)

*Smashes car up*

( MONO!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)

Noddy Holders top hat is next on the list.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)