mono is five feet tall and weighs six stone soaking wet.
he has mousy hair with one of those cowlick snerfts at the front.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)

like a grown up alfalfa?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)

who to the what, now?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)

Little Rascals
Windy Pig is 140 years old
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

did you not see the re-make
one of my favouritest films. When they win the race, i cry every time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

I have seen that actually
a long time ago mind
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)