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How does your minds eye see B3tans that you've never met or seen a photo of?
I'll go first.

Acid Kewpie in my mind is a tall ginger Rick Moranis.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)

www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/boh-everyoneelse.gif
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
You there.
You need to train mini-Dedd to be THIS awesome.
b3ta.com/links/Kids_play_Enter_Sandman
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
Yeah, I reckon I can do that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
mono is five feet tall and weighs six stone soaking wet.
he has mousy hair with one of those cowlick snerfts at the front.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
like a grown up alfalfa?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
who to the what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
Little Rascals
Windy Pig is 140 years old
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
did you not see the re-make
one of my favouritest films. When they win the race, i cry every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
I have seen that actually
a long time ago mind
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
windy pig is john candy's bloated, re-animated corpse

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
we can't both be right.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
I'd say janet's probably right about MONO!
so windy pig has to be john candy
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
Except MONO! admits to being a LOLFATTY

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
IT'S A TRAP!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
*bloats*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
I like to think MONO! looks like John Candy

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
the truth fairy looks like bella emberg

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
or Supernanny

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
I envisage WP
as a ponytailed Dawn-era Tom Savini
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
Is it becuase I'm a sex machine?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
I'm sure you've posted something in the past about riding a motorbike whilst wielding a machete

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
totally,
although the machete bit was a fantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
Gonzo looks like Jack from Will & Grace

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
I think Acid looks like the Mad magazine kid

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
I think dedd looks like John Barrowman.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSszlp8aVQ
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
And now I know.
I'm TREMENDOUSLY insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
I only got as far as the bit with the hair curlers, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEr0BPOfVw4
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
HAHA! JAZZ HANDS.
Man dedd got some mooooves!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
definitely Brayndedd.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)

Barrow In
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
pwahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)

John Michael a e ow y
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
I imagine Mongy to look a little like a less crazy Vladimir Putin.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
Baldmonkey looks like a pickled hymen

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
JMG looks like Bulldog Brisco off of Frasier

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
I'm an owl

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
twhooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
I'm not sure i believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
MMPS looks like Bill Murray circa 'Stripes'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
I'll allow it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
no, he looks like my ex-brother in law. or ronnie o'sullivan.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
Meh, I'll take that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
aardvark looks like alan partridge

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
As a mod, I have detailed files on each and every one of you, and as such I know what everyone here looks like.
This spoils my fun somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
Ah, the old 'Facebook search via email address that you signed up with' trick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
for some reason, in my head two hats looks a bit like nothing at all. he's a blank.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
like a beige balloon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
or a stretched out scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
or an angry knee

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
Or the cracked and broken heel of an old nun who lived her life in bad sandles.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

Did someone say TH?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
ha!
Ah, that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
Haha
juliet bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
this is what two hats looks like
www.zeldawiki.org/images/b/b8/Cole.png
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
oh man, that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
two hats looks like a victorian gent in a tweed waistcoat and flatcap

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
I did grow a set of huge mutton chops last year
that met up at the moustache. I felt quite distinguished.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
oh fuck. are you my friend andy?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
I can be anyone you want baby
No, I'm not Andy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
Are you Lemmy?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
In many ways, yes
but in even more ways, no
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
Janet Aylia looks like baldmonkey, therefore a fat Adrian Edmundson.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
with dreadlocks

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
On that note, I reckon you look like Rick Mayall, from drop dead fred

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
like the bastard son of Jarvis Cocker and Yosemite Sam

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
This is terrifyingly accurate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
*QI SIRENS*

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
You reckon baldmonkey looks like Adrian Edmondson?
I think he looks more like Alan Carr.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
a FAT adrian edmondson but I see where you're coming from.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
Wait until you see a photo of balders with his glasses on
It's uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
The real difference is I find BM to be funny sometimes.
Alan Carr has never made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
I'd say a cross between the two.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
Aldrian Cardmonson?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
It doesn't
On account of me not giving a fuck. And just for your information I am 6' 2", I weigh 13 and a half stone, I have dark wavy hair and 16" of neck.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)

Like This?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
That's what I was thinking of!
Get out of my head!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
I 'ATE YOU BUTLER!!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
I've got a paltry 5 hour 30 min shift this evening
Guess amongst yourselves how many times I have to say "Get your feet off the seats". The prize is a ride on the luuuuurve train, baby. By which I mean I'll tell you about half eleven tonight.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
forty three and a half

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
I got told to take my feet of the seat.
I put them back on after he had gone.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
You fascist cunt
We have cameras on all the trains we use now, recording all the other acts of criminal damage perpetrated by scum like you.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
wo'.....evaaarrr!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
i do this.
*rebellious fives*
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
Do that on my train, young lady, and you get a gobshite like me loudly expounding the virtues of good manners and common decency
So that everyone else can hear what a hideous barbarian you are, and what an arse I get paid to be.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
i'll just roll my eyes and turn my music up.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
You are totally in breach of the conditions of carriage!
Send in the hounds!

Anyway, fuck off, I'm away to make people cry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
do you have to use the toilets in the carriages or do you have a secret guard loo?
just curious
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
I wee in a paper cup and wang it out of the window

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
thank you *notes down*

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

it
wee in a paper cup and put my
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
MAN EATER!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
It's me hormones
I'm a bit different now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
You like what you see?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
oh yeah baby

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
I got some gravy on me vest
Wanna lick it off?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
no, I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
You fat lesbian
No podka dots for you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
i imagine cockweasle as a hogis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
who the fuck is cockweasle
and what the fuck is a hogis?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
cockweasle is from main board and a hogis is a little bean type creature he invented as a child
bean creature www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/cockweasle_hogis.gif

hogis is also a song by armenian pop singer arman hovhannisyan www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvh0GU4OPXc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
there are also many other forms of hogis
i've only opened the door for you...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
can you shut it on your way out? ta.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
I want to push my willy in you.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
anything for you janet
as i imagine you looking like a hogis also
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
WOW YAY!!!

*posts image of Rossi and Parfitt fucking a ham*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

*is inspired*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
lighten up
*handbags*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
I dunno
The b3tans I haven't met all kinda look like cartoons in my minds eye.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
Well if it makes you feel any better
I'm basically Elmer Fudd with specs and beard
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
oh.... you were more Cat in the Hat in my head.
You've ruined it all now! Ruiner!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
What about the ones you have met
who just happen to look like cartoon characters like me and manolith? (Velma and Captain Caveman respectively).
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
Sometimes.
Depends how much wine I have drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
jinkies!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
Personality Horse look like Jedward

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
glued eel looks like chris barrie

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
woah woah, chris barrie dripping in nutella I'll have you know

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
Amorous Badger looks like a cross between Harrison Ford and Balloo the Bear

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
oh god you are so wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
Eddie Murphy and Bagheera?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
i look FUCKING AWESOME
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
I think you look like Sherman from the American Pie movies.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
I look like The Pale Man
but with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
Actually, I've been told several times that I look like a young Kevin Eldon.
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
neither am i

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
no, you look like a ginger russell howard.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
FUCK YOU
I'd rather be a ginger Brian Peppers
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

Peppers Molko
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
you know what, back at uni, i kinda was.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
oh god

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
I was about to post a photo
and then though. No. Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
Oh, go on.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
Well, I was about to post a photo
and then thought... No. Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
I'd suggest you don't. Someone will just shop it to fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
and then masturbate furiously over it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
This is what we have a Wombat for.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
I love you mothering me like that.
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
NO! Bad kewpie, off the sofa.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
Oh, go on.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
I met Stuj in a dream, he was tall and normal looking and had a nice new telly,
I also once stuffed rnuk's dead body into a bin in cuba because I had killed him (in a dream).
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
that was some crazy dream (the one where stuj was normal looking).
i dreamed about a /talk karaoke night once.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
I'm not sure I've killed someone in a dream before, how does it feel?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
Good man, you know, like you're totally alive in that moment, finally feeling something, anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
actually it's usually a horrible feeling of anxiety about being caught,
I don't think I've actually dreamed the killing bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
You're not sure whether it was a dream?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
I'm not sure if they were a person

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
I like to think Stuj looks like McGuyver.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
pfffffffffffffft.
/has met stuj
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
I has a feeling I may be let down :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
I imagine Stuj as a skinny metaller
In a Slayer hoodie. With a penguin under one arm.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
Mortal Wombat looks like Gollum.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
I reckon broadsword looks like sex on a stick

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
I can back this up.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
*SEXY FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
so like slightly yellow jizz slowly dripping from a FAB lolly stick

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
It's like you can see into my pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
PHWOAR!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
I don't need to imagine because I took this photo at a bash and I expect most look similar to this
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/bash.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
I just don't understand why nobody else sees it like this, this is the whole beauty of it for me, maybe I should reconsider my platinum membership package

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
you all look like shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
I don't. I look lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
OH HAI!
I found an actual photo of me in a photographic photo!!

img33.imageshack.us/img33/6043/passportphotoswirl.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)