Do you mind!
Rubber's far too rigid and awkward for my tastes, I prefer PVC.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

A fair point well made
How's the Heavy Woolen?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

T'int bad like.
How's Airedale?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

'ere Bogus, what do you make of these poofters?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070
That's not news, is it?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)