I bet he's got one that says "World's WAKIEST baldmonkey"
And if he hasn't I want to know why.
'Ning The LOVELY Grrry.
*Manders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)

His favourite one is the big blue one with the oddly curved handle
he calls it his Emperor Mug and he puts TWO teabags in it when he makes a cuppa.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)