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I'm not interestrd in a cup.
Unless it is eggy.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
Morning bm
Kids TV is loud and shit. I have a headache because I stayed up so late last night and I have to take the girls to the swimming pool where there is always at least three small sprogs screaming at the tops of their lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
'Ning The LOVELIEST DEADLIEST Jenpots EVER.
*Panders*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
Hello Super Stuj
Is your weekend going to be terrific?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
Nah lully.
My weekend is going to be work.
However, after this run of shifts I've got a whole 4 days off, so I'm going to That Wales to see my folks and PUB QUIZ on Wednesday with my mates back home.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
Poo for working weekend.
Yay for up coming travels.

I may fall asleep in the pool. I need more coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
*Applies Magic Internet Duvet of Caffine+1*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
FUCK OFF WTH EGGY CUP YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!
'Ning The AWESOME Bee Emm.
*Manders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
I bet you are really, you've got a collection of novelty mugs all lined up in order of acquisition

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
I bet he's got one that says "World's WAKIEST baldmonkey"
And if he hasn't I want to know why.
'Ning The LOVELY Grrry.
*Manders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
His favourite one is the big blue one with the oddly curved handle
he calls it his Emperor Mug and he puts TWO teabags in it when he makes a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
FUCK YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
You used to have a plain white one with your Bird Spotter's Certificate on the side
but it broke in the dishwasher
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)
I actually do have a favourite mug
It's a big black Guinness mug. Actually it's the second one, the first one met it's demise on the fire hearth. Then the friend that bought the first one for me, bought the second one the next time he went to Ireland.

True Story.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
I'm cold.
Also an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
Sleeping on the roof again The LOVELY Win Pug?
'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
ning awesome stuj.
Nah, I didn't take the hint from the temperature gauge that its time for winter motorbike gear. I think my hands might have frostbite. there's bloody freezing fog all up the A40. *shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
On the plus side it should clear soon. Giving way to a LOVELY sunny Saturday.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
a lovely sunny saturday stuck at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
Yeah, but the forecaster I'm on with today is a bit of a babe.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
I'm in a car park.
You're ace.
QOTW do not like me.
:-C
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
is this because wormulus posting as Personality Horse
Has been winding them up? Probably just jealous of your immense fame in the future/past as Carlton mellick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
I'd be fucking furious if I was baldmonkey
Some cunt who looks exactly like him becomes (reasonably) famous and gets loads of attention for being wacky, whereas all balders gets is abuse on this message board for being a fat ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
This is TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY CAT-LEGGED FAT BALLBAG The LOVELY Gnomey.
Try harder.
'Ning.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
I looked at this John Merrick III character
And he looks just as if baldmonkey shaved his pubes off and glued them to the sides of his face.

Wasn't he talking about opening a costume shop a while ago? I may have an idea for a unique range of costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
Oh fuck, I've just realised who that is.
I've read Adolf In Wonderland. It was more than a bit shit.
I give it MINUS 25 stujs out of 100.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
I wouldn't say he's s ballbag,
But yeah. You wait till Mellick publishes one of Baldmonkeys poems as his own, meltdown of the century.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
That wasn't directed at you
I was merely proving my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
Go West

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
You are eaten by a grue.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
you fat ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)
Choo choo

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
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'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
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alright, hows yer pants?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
Farty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)