When I was living in a hut in Zambia I decided to go for a walk. It was going well and I had just poked a deadly spider with a stick.
Then I walked through a nest of the biggest ants I have ever seen. I had to abandon my shoes and socks and spent the afternoon digging mandibles out of my ankles.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)