So anyway, when was the last time your legs really hurt?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)

When I climbed Pompeii in sandals and got all volcanic dust in my sandals and then had to walk funny all the way down in a hurry
I got blood on my sandals.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

that sounds more like your feet and sandals having the issue there

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

Yeah it was mainly them but the walk gave way to same achey legs.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

Was it your period?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

It was probably his period.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)

I thought so.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

Was it the used jamrags in his toga pocket that gave it away?
Wait, I'm mistaking him for Bobicus Toddicus.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)

Are you Frankie Howerd
or do you mean Vesuvius?
( scott,, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

^ This
Are you Frankie Howerd on his period?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

He just wanted to remind us all about his recent holiday to Naples.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

I assume you got a wet-wipe out of your handbag and wiped it off though right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

I dunno, probably that time I walked up some mountain in China in like a day.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

Did your regs reary hurt?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

after descending Helvellyn
or when the wife dragged me round Cribbs Causeway three times looking for wedding stuff.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

I have always wanted to climb Helvetica. Is it hard?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

it's arial challenge

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

Much easier if you've got wingdings.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

the view from the top has a big impact

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

When I was living in a hut in Zambia I decided to go for a walk. It was going well and I had just poked a deadly spider with a stick.
Then I walked through a nest of the biggest ants I have ever seen. I had to abandon my shoes and socks and spent the afternoon digging mandibles out of my ankles.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

They hurt all the time, I just don't fucking moan about it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

*not moaning about constant pain five*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

Go to your front door, open the door and put your left hand outside the door with the fingers against the outside wall.
Then grab the handle with your right hand and pull the door towards you as hard as you can without moving your left hand.
Repeat the above steps until your right arm gets tired, at which point you should change arms (if you are not able to use your left hand at this point then use your teeth).
For the grand finale put your head against the outer part of the door frame and with what is left of your hands pull the door towards you as hard as you can.
By this point you should notice a considerable improvement in the pain in your legs.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

No, my head and hand will hurt. I still won't complain about it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

when i had to wade waist-deep through that pool of lava in order to catch a falling puppy

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

When I broke my heels.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

i didn't know that you're a transvestite

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)

Now!
Well my left one anyway! Osteo-necrosis of the femur.
I have to get a titanium sleeve installed over the dead bone in 6 weeks time. It's a bastard!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

Yeah, but you'll have a Wolverine leg afterwards.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

This has occurred to me...
I also get one of these badges that excuses me from metal detectors.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)

The last time I had a dream where my legs were hurting so much that I couldn't walk.
It's a very strange dream that one, anyone else get dreams like that?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 4:48, archived)

Probably when I climbed
Krzyzne Mountain
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)

Eggy cup.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:30, archived)

Probably when I saved all those drowning orphans.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:32, archived)