It was probably his period.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)

I thought so.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

Was it the used jamrags in his toga pocket that gave it away?
Wait, I'm mistaking him for Bobicus Toddicus.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)