are you being unnecessarily obtuse today grumpy janet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)

LET'S NOT FALL OUT OVER THE CORRECT METHOD OF PROPELLING LONG FLAT BOATS, PIGSY.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)

BUT GONDOLAS ARE LONGER ON ONE SIDE THAN THE OTHER
SO THE METHOD OF STEERING IS VERY DIFFERENT.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

The hat, stripy vest and wopness is what makes a gondola.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)

don't forget the bit about cornettos

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)