'King Roy of Sealand'
gotta be the shittest royal title EVA!

although ironically 'Roy' comes from Roi.
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)

Sealand is a terrible name too
I'd be King Emperor of Greatland
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

King Awesome Hats The Third of Awesomeland \o/

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)

or:
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Two Hats, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

Now THAT is dignified

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

for a mass murderer, yes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin#Erratic_behaviour.2C_self-bestowed_titles.2C_and_media_portrayal
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

A man who knew what he wanted, and went out and got it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

No-one will read this far out
EVERYONE IS A CUNT
( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

Hey, you're right
I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS OF MANOLITH HAVING SEX WITH BALDMONKEY WHILE BINKY WATCHES AND MASTURBATES WITH A ROLLED UP MAGAZINE...FROM THE PHOTO IT LOOKS LIKE A 'TAKE A BREAK'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)

Yeah so what
Everyone's seen that
I'm sick of seeing binky's fanny
( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

what about baldmonkey's shrivelled winky?

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)

Oh I love seeing that
It's so WAKI
( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

At least when it does make an appearance it means 6 more weeks of winter

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)

Really? I don't think I could ever get tired of looking at it
It's such a weird colour
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)

It does have a certain ring to it...

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

King Awesome Hats the First of Awesomeland was you too, as was King Awesome Hats the Second of Awesomeland
but you were so awesome they decided unanimously to give you a couple more coronations.
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)