it was fate!
it must have been because God, Jesus and Satan were circle jerking and their mum called them in for tea or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)

I heard they turned round and there was a cup of tea on the side table.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)