It's probably due to electronic interference. You should go and live in the wilderness, far away from phones, computers and any other sources of internet.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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Also you should take a loaded shotgun in case you get lonely.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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