I've heard legless is both big AND clever.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)

He once sellotaped a car to a wall, you know.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)

I met him, once
cheers.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)

Did he try to sellotape you to a wall?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)

no
just told lots of stories that were unbelievable
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)

Ah, he just posted online that he did.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)