You'rs is better. I'm sorry, I'm not very good at chat up lines.
I usually let my penis do all the talking.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)

Ventriloquism?
Do you stick googly eyes and two bits of broccoli to it to make it look like an axolotl?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)

No, last time I tried that it was nearly eaten by a heron.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)