Hey there gorgeous, someone call Cod and tell him one of his angelfish is missing. Do you eel like coming back to my plaice?
And if you're wondering about all the fish puns it's because back home I've got a bucket of eels and a funnel.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

This is fucking wonderful.
:D
I think I love you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)