It looks like I'm off for Christmas so I'll be going home
That's a nice start to the day
( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!
THEO'S COMIN' HOME!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)

Don't worry it's Rotherham
There are no acceptable daughters there
( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)

we'll bus some in

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)

I looked at flights today to come back to That England
British Airways - 400 quid
Wizz - 150 quid.

But I don't live anywhere near any of those airports.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)

It's not usually that expensive for me
But it'll still be a couple of hundred, probably. Trains too. Ugh, I might not bother.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)

Even though it's Eastern Europe's biggest capital
No-one flies to or from Warsaw, so it costs loads to get out of here.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)