You were shit faced.
Even your wife was apologising for you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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THAT IS BULLSHIT
I had like 4 glasses of fucking wine.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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