Was it a butt plug?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)

Close.
Feel like saying, Twats?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)

HE STOLE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA?!?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)

No
It was one of those Rampant Rabbit vibrators. He went upstairs, I thought I heard footsteps in my bedroom but didn't think anything of it. Then I go up there and the drawer is open and the RR is gone.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)

Ok bored of this now.
It was fun when I thought this was a real online barney but now that I'm involved in some bumfun parlour game with a BGNer and a beaker I can't be fucked.
( WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)

I can only assume he left with it up his bottom

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)

Man, those things are quite expensive too.
I bet Moohalaa would donate one of his old ones if you asked him nicely.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)

This all seems too ludicrous to believe.
I mean, why did baldmonkey leave the drawer open?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)

Don't ask me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

Fucking hell, really.
Is it your wife's or is it yours?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)

Considered it might be one of the kids
Have you checked you didn't leave it in your wifes fanny?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)