How?
I mean, why the fuck would I even come accross one of those if you didn't have it handy?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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You stole his missus sex toy
not sure how you come out of that looking better.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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