I'd like you to believe me

( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)

I believe SPB is the bible for future generations of the internet.
All hail Theoban.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)

I might do one about you and janet's boobies

( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)

don't you fucking DARE.
remember, theo. i'll see you at the xmas bash, and i'll HURT YOU.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

Gonna be sweeeeeeet
Get beaten up by Janet, best Crimbo ever
( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)

you reckon her mimsy has dreadlocks too?
I hope so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

i hope you have nightmares.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

living this far apart from you,
Is one constant nightmare.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)

It looks like the predator when he's screaming after arnie's stabbed it
except arnie is your penis
( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

i have a serious boner right now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)