I'm watching the end of How Not To Live Your Life.
Then I'll go for a shit.
Then I will masturbate.
After that; anything could happen.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)

Fuck me that's thrilling.
Why not combine the shit and the wank by space docking yourself?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

No thanks.
I'll probably think about you while I wank though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)