The deep web and TOR
Installed TOR on my Firefox and had a look at the hidden web last night. Pretty pointless really unless you are a Peado, looking to buy drugs or a hacker. Wasted and hour of my life.
(nicktiler, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)

Are you a peado looking to buy drugs or a hacker?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)

Perhaps he's looking to buy a paedo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)

This is worth a near the topping
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2058243/Dawn-French-weight-loss-Comedienne-shows-svelte-figure-Galaxy-National-Book-Awards.html
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)

Look at the lowest rated comments for some wonderful bitchyness.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)

'hope this helps' pffft

( vladimir, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)

God they be harshin on Jen from Wilsthire, she's accurately described Dawn as "less fat"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)

16 stone is still pretty big for her height to be fair.
Fat unfunny cow.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)

Shit paper in writing a crappy article about a woman's weight shocker.
Film at 11.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)

true though,
all the best to her and all that, but she's not exactly "svelte".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

Eeerm no. Some pretty worrying stuff on there. However did read some interesting stuff. TOR apparently exists to promote freedom and annonimity on the web.This is quite controversial as this seems to be where the peados of the world can hang out and discuss,post and view all their disgusting child related stuff. There are many myself included who still feel this is wrong. One hacker group is doing it's best to sabbotage some of these sites,but they just pop up again. This type of annonymity should not be allowed in my view.WRONG
(nicktiler, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)

WELL THANKS FOR HAVING THE CONSCIENCE TO COME HERE AND TELL US ABOUT YOUR FINDINGS.
so you're not worried at all about some of the things you might have stumbled across and inadvertently left a trail on then?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)

did not look at much of it, only saw it listed.
(nicktiler, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

ah, the townsend defence.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)

Keyword: "much"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

when I do an image search for "felching anal teens"
I rarely have to go beyond the listings
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

You still had to actually intentionally go looking for it though.
Just saying.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)

Deep man, deep.
Anyway, what are all you lovely fuckers up to today?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)

I'm watching the end of How Not To Live Your Life.
Then I'll go for a shit.
Then I will masturbate.
After that; anything could happen.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)

Fuck me that's thrilling.
Why not combine the shit and the wank by space docking yourself?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

No thanks.
I'll probably think about you while I wank though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)

I'm steaming some steak puddings for lunch

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)

FOOD THREAD
Sounds nice though.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

try not to commit suetcide!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)

I've just eaten a smoked venison and horseraddish sandwich. I ate it smugly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)

Croissant for pudding?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)

No pudding :(
*smug look drains away*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

you're AMAZING Coat Bro!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

Thanks, tell me about your coat please?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

its dark gray and looks sorta like a suit jacket but theicker and it has a zippy detachable hood thing
how's yours?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

Similar without the hood.
I got it from Debenhams and my friend gave me 20% off. Which was nice of her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)

OMFG that's AWESOME!!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)

too much coffee today quentin?
Also, are you secretly Acid Kewpie letting out all his wackiness?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)

I thought so
pure AKB right here
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

yeah,
That raised my suspicions too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)

who is this user?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)

no idea,
I assumed it was AK, but now they're both posting at once.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)

quentin is neither acid kewpie, nor frisbee adam

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)

QFTW reckon it's that bert bloke who shagged his sister
are they any warmer?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)

they're probably a bit warmer due to being so fat but otherwise, no

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)

If I post under each user I suspect will you tell me whether I'm getting hotter or colder?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)

Is it actually a regular at all?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)

it's a name i recognise but i wouldn't say a regular

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)

Aww man, that's a terrible clue, there's loads of them

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

Working till 4ish,
Then Batman until ladypig gets cross, then pandering, then when she goes to bed, more Batman. I'm a fine specimen of the modern gentleman.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)

WOLF CUBS ON FROZEN PLANET
I want one.

You are indeed an exemplary man. I quite like watching people play computer games.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)

lady pig also loved them,
Then had a crisis when they start ripping that hare to shreds.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)

Nah, hares are double bonus animals as far as I'm concerned.
Cute and tasty.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)

get ready for work at half 2
set off at 3
start at 4
finish at 11.

Crazy times man.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)

what do you do?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)

I'm a cleaning lady.

( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)

you're AMAZING. always stay that way, k?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)

deep dicking!!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

is this a new feature on the menu at pizza hut?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)

TO PIZZA HUT!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)

The Fat Prince of Pizza Hut

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)

The Fat Prince of Taco Bell Air

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)

Best of all the Right Said Fred singles.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)

what's TOR?
is it one of those men that kills a bull?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)

well that was predictable.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

I looked into encrypting my hard drive until I realised I'm not a paedo and all my bank details fit into a 15MB truecrypt file

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

tor on your firefox?? wtf that makes no sense.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)

well... at first I didn't understand...
but then I googled it and it makes perfect sense, you dribbling spastic
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

your mother sucks cocks in hell
(nicktiler, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)

it's nice that you're picking on hubare in this.
given that he was calling acid_kewpie a dribbling spastic.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

I was wondering this...
I just assumed it was confused and disoriented...

like the whale in the thames
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)

relative of yours?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)

hahahahahaha
CLASSIC ACID KEWPIE, RIGHT HERE!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

well, she does have a bus pass....
I'm not one to judge where she goes
(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

no it doesn't
just as much nonsense as "upgrading my internet" and other cock people talk about computers that they don't understand.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)

no, you're wrong

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)

no. i'm not.
you had to look up what tor was, i've been using it for years, mostly to reach b3ta from work.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

no no... you're still wrong

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

you tell him quentin

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

look it up on google TOR ONION
(nicktiler, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

are you encouraging other internet users to view child porn on some sort of web portal?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)

i know what tor is
shut the fuck up.

are you aware that tor does not use onion routing at all?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)

I'm spent. Cheers Manolith!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

how long did you get?
I reckon we should arrange some sort of naughty step orgy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

The timer was at zero when I refreshed and saw the page. I had to click the ''I'm sorry" button.
It was all very sexy.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)

wait, there's an 'i'm sorry' button when you get stepped?
oh man. does it make you confirm that you've also tidied your room?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)

It linked me to Veronica Moser.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

you can find out for yourself,
Let me touch your chebs, and ill put in a good word to manolith for you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

i'm going to complain to rob about this.
my personal space is being compromised by manolith being a mod.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)

look,
I know, and you know, that as soon as we touch you will feel the magic, fall in love with me, and then we can grit our teeth while my corkscrew penis relieves you of all that anger. It'll be magical. And I will spunk in your dreads.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)

oh, you silver-tongued devil, you.
the restraining order is on its way to you by courier.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)

Oh sorry, I thought that was your tail I was pulling

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)

Its ok,
I don't mind.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)

I like the capping of Peado
like your think Peados are God.
( rob, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)

I like the spelling of it.
It's like someone who does peas.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)

CLASSIC ROB!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)

Did you see all the loldrama on friday?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)

What's rob's opinion on dildo theft, kid-cunt-calling, and wall-hole-punching?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)

It was one of the best days on b3ta ever.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)

The combination of hurt feelings and users suffering from mental problems brought back the heady delights of the best threads by Bou, Syncubus or Ding

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)

i'm meeting up with two hats in the real world soon
i'll get to the bottom of things
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)

I wouldn't get too close to his bottom, you never know how many dildos you might find.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)

I thought it fairly clear to see
that Paedo needs a capital P
but I have had to think again
does nonce require a capital N?

I've looked it up, and I have found
that there are common and proper nouns
both nonce and paedo I can place
as common - so in lower case

I have enjoyed researching this
but my remaining noun question is
that though it's been a lot of fun
I'm not sure where this leaves your Mum
( vladimir, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)

Tor is the nickname of my ex.
She was useless for all those things.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

to be fair, she WAS only nine.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)

That's the mother of my child you are talking about >:/

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)

wait, i thought i was talking to mortal wombat.
sorry, sorry. easy mistake to make though, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)

No.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

haha

(likeajackhammer, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)

thanks for letting us know
that was a useful and informative report
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)