look,
I know, and you know, that as soon as we touch you will feel the magic, fall in love with me, and then we can grit our teeth while my corkscrew penis relieves you of all that anger. It'll be magical. And I will spunk in your dreads.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)

oh, you silver-tongued devil, you.
the restraining order is on its way to you by courier.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)

Oh sorry, I thought that was your tail I was pulling

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)

Its ok,
I don't mind.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)