Middle names are there for fun
My sons middle name is Pajo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pajo. HE IS "M". NOT YOU.
My daughters middle name is Juno... about... a film... where a school girl .... gets.... pregnant... Hmmmm
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)

Yes, true enough
My youngest son's middle name is Monosodium Benzoate
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

good old Benzi!
How's he doing these days?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)

He's alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)