Greetings all!
As another day draws to a close in the land of the long white cloud, the sun rises on the land of the eternal grey fug. What do you plan to do with your miserable lives for the next 24 horrible hours?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:52, archived)

end it all

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:53, archived)

would you care for assisstance?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:00, archived)

Nope. Changed my mind.
Made Santa's sleigh and rudolph with my son last night. For the lego nativity scene.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)

Yeah, I intend to complete Batman in the next day or two as well

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)

what are you making batman out of? Dried pasta?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)

Yes, Fusilli to be precise

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)

I recommend Rotelle for the eyes.
And belly button
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:06, archived)

Ooh, good idea
So, your interview went well I see! When do you hear for definite?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)

Whenever one of the random indian HR agency bods call me back
very strange, they seem to all share one phone and one email account I've no idea who the hell I'm meant to be talking to, I just call the number and start talking to whatever man or woman answers, seems to be working though.

I do appear to be getting less confident by the second, no idea why, i'm like 99% going to get it.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)

Ah, fair enough
Cisco customer service are like that. You end up explaining the same problem to 6 different people. Drives you mad.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)

I deal with Cisco TAC a lot. Always good for a laugh. Or a cry.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

OOOOH yes.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

Worse combination is trying to fix a Nexus 1000V virtual switch
where you get bounced constantly between Cisco and VMware. great fun.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)

Hey Two Hats!
I did an ego-search. The pricks on OT seem to be upset about our argument not being real.
People on a different board who don't even post here.
That's how important we are to people.
I feel proud.
Heroic.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)

We ARE important aren't we?
TERRIBLY important. We really deserve some kind of reward for this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)

Drop kids off at school
go to work, come home, sleep.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)

HELLO.
do you have a set of pictures of your knitted creations please? is knitting hard?
( sleepybinky, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)

There are pictures on FaceBoob if you can find me
also on Ravelry where I hail by the title GiggiGoofer

Oh and knitting is pretty easy, but crochet is faster.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:25, archived)

hmmm that sounds like a facebook challenge.

( sleepybinky, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:28, archived)

It's not hard, you can look for Giggigoofer and find my page
then you'll find me.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)

Well George Lucas does it...
imgur.com/09TEW
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)

Hi Acid

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)

HELLO NEW JOB TODAY HOPEFULLY

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)

best hope no-one wants to talk about zombies, eh
/edit: well done though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)

talking about anything at all would be a welcome change!

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)

Just asked about this up there ^
Fingers crossed m'man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)

BTW, name for your next child...
www.behindthename.com/name/bolesl16aw
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)

I saw that on a Facebook Fails type thingy the other day
Some people really hate kids don't they. But then what do I know...my eldest son's middle name is Xavier.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)

Middle names are there for fun
My sons middle name is Pajo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pajo. HE IS "M". NOT YOU.
My daughters middle name is Juno... about... a film... where a school girl .... gets.... pregnant... Hmmmm
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)

Yes, true enough
My youngest son's middle name is Monosodium Benzoate
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

good old Benzi!
How's he doing these days?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)

He's alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)

Celebrate the phoenix-like resurrection of this nation after 123 years of non-existence
by going down to my garage and doing some motherfucking welding.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:33, archived)

my car is in the garage today and it will cost me £100.
HOORAY FOR EARS.
( sleepybinky, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:40, archived)

I don't think mine will be coming out of the garage before March
what's up with your mo'or?*


*authentic Estuary English accent
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:42, archived)

wheel bearings thing.
but i like the fact the man squeezed me into a diary that looked packed, within 36 hours, was open before 7:30 am and called me up with diagnosis in under an hour; and will actually do the work today.
( sleepybinky, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)

into a diary that looked packed, 36 hours, was open before 7:30 am and called me up with diagnosis in under an hour; and will actually do the work today.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)

yes hugs ARE more important than rushing about and spending money.

( sleepybinky, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)

YM

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:38, archived)

Hello Lady Spong
It's a lovely rainy morning here in Ireland. Today I intend to sit at my desk and do work, have a meeting, go for coffee, and then go home and play computer games. Thank you for asking.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)

Hey Theo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)

work, go home, watch wrestling
eat, go to sleep

there might be other things in between
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)

Good morning the mighty Manolith

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)

hello hats
keep things ticking over while i make a cup of tea, yeah?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)

You got it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)

tea is made and i'm back in the saddle
nice work, man
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)

Plezh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)

Cor!
rupt
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)

you wanna get banned? is that what this is about?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)

I take it BACK.
I've got to HAND it to you, you are a great modERator.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)

now you're starting to get it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)

Although you can't deny
that your part in 'Ballbag-gate' may have tarnished your otherwise spotless reputation.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)

yeah i guess
fuck it, though

my best work will go unknown as i ban or sandbox troublesome pricks in the night
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)

Just like Batman
Christ, I really look up to you Manolith. And not just because you're considerably taller than me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)

aw shucks

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)

hi guys hi everyone, hows tricks?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)

Yeah, she's fine thanks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)

dunno what your on about TH but i'll smile and nod anyways
*smile and nod*
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

Good lad
I'm VERY important. You'd do well to stick by me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)

jesus Two Hats, i just went over to question of the week, i think it could be the most tedious thing i've ever seen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)

'i done turned my radiator off' ' i done got a little kettle'
fucken hell
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)

I blame NASA

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)

not sure what the National Association for Sexy Autisms has to do with this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)

That's what they want you to think

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)

I'm ill as shit but still in work as I am hardcore.
I should have Skyrim to go home to tonight though.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)

Work,
Skive off work.
Play Batman.
I may even have a couple of beers while playing Batman, but not at work. I miss the days when I could drink at work. I used to do Friday nights so drunk I could barely see. I miss pub work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)

Did I just hear 'The Soldiers' doing a cover
Of 'Got to get a message to you'? Can't help thinking some of the lyrics are a bit near the knuckle, considering they're soldiers and that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)

i didn't hear it from here,
Also I have no idea what you're on about.

How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)

The Soldiers are 3 ex-serviemen that sing songs for charity
Support our troops type thing. That song is about a man going to the electric chair. 'It's my time to die' that sort of thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)

sounds a little off colour to me,
Still, I guess they would be in favour of CORPORAL punishment.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)

Someone suggested yesterday that you are BM.
I'm scared.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)

Christ
I don't THINK I'm BM. But then I would say that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)

typical BM

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)

i realised on the way in this morning that i am wearing a tshirt that features over 80 dancing corpses
oops
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)

I don't think they'll mind

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)