Unbreakabullseye.
1970s pub fodder with bad hair take it in turns to throw darts at Bruce Willis but the darts just bounce off.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)

I'd rather see Irreversibullseye.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)