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9:30pm To The Manor Bourne
Penelope Keith wakes up with no memory and awesome fighting skills, which she puts to use getting her ancestral home back from Peter Bowles.
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11pm Back To The Fast Show
"You know what's great right? Travelin' through time an' that. Getting to meet your mum an' kissin' her in your car. BRILLIIAAAANNNNT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
7:30pm Natural Born Killers
David Attenborough and 3-year-old Eryka, an African Cheetah, go on a mad rampage across America slaughtering teenagers and policemen.
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Question Time Bandits
it's got dwarves in it
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10:00pm Sarah Beeny's Restoration Nightmares
Sarah Beeny is sent back to 1660 where she has to do a speech in front of Charles II, but when she looks down she notices she's naked and everyone's laughing at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
*officelols*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
haha

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good internetting recommended would use again A++++
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10:15pm Shooting Star Wars
Vic and Bob reenact the entire Star Wars series, from Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi. Guest starring Matt Lucas as Chewbacca.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
11:45pm: Shooting Star Trek
Vic and Bob's normal antics are interrupted by a 35 minute discussion about interstellar trade agreements between the Federation, the Klingon Empire and the Cardassion Union. Guest starring Ulrika Jonsson as Chancellor Gowron
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
9:00 pm QI, Robot
Mechanised trivia gameshow in which the winner gets to start a civil war.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)
Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
Frozone Planet
Samuel L Jackson fucks up killer whales and polar bears
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
FROZONE IS A CHARACTER FROM THE INCREDIBLES YOU CUNTS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
10.30pm. The Young Top Guns
Rick and Vyvyan fly their f-16's to Romford and bomb Mr Bolowski's house. Meanwhile Neil makes some lentils, with hilarious consequences!

with strong language and some idiocy.
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3.15pm Stuart Little Britain
Sketch show involving exaggerated parodies of mice in various situations familiar to the British.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
brill

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Cash In The Attic.
Grave robbers hide the corpse of the American singer-songwriter in the loft.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
Spring Watchmen

Chris packham strips off and pours the contents of half a dozen blue snap lights over himself next to a badger set
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
Hi the alarm went off.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
Enemy of the state opening of parliament
Will Smith tries to get in to the palace of westminster but CCTV monitoring stops him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
bargin hunt for red october
fuck this shit i'm going home, l8rs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
The Godfather of the bride.
Steve Martin wakes up with a horses head in his bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
On this. The day of his Daughters wedding.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
Star Wars - Episode 1: Dennis the Menace
Writes itself
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Anne's Teak Roadshow
Anne Diamond wobbles about the place bitching about hardwood killing babies or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
13:00pm Crash in the Attic
David Dickinson recounts a harrowing tale of his dealings with racism or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
One Man and His Dog Soldiers
British unsuspecting hillwalker herding championships
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
2:05pm: South Gosford Park
Kenny and Cartman deal with the difficulties of the British class system at a country manor, Maggie Smith co-stars as Constance, Countess of Fartingdon Hills
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
4:45pm Dude, Where's My Coast?
Ashton Kutcher tours the coastline of Britain, with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
11pm: Holmes Under the Hammer
Erotic drama starring famous fictional sleuths and 90s rap stars
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
Oh Lord
the mental images.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
Haha, great

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
I assume that's John Holmes?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
Alternatively
Eamonn Holmes in a Ukrainian snuff film.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
Watercolour Challenged
A bunch of backward kids make a fucking mess with paints. They Tony Hart shouts at them for being so shit at pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
6:20pm The Old Grey Whistle Down The Wind Test
Bob Harris showcases some of his favourite escaped fugitives.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
Match of the day of the triffids
Gary Linekar reviews the week's best alien invasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
11.30am Das Boot show
Glenn Ridge and Steven Jacobs try to escape london harbour in a yacht.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
17:30am East is Eastenders
I have seen neither of these things, I am so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
Simon Schama: History Of Britain's Got Talent
An educated man weeps on screen as he's forced to make pithy comments about the general public not being very good at talent shows.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
Monkey Big Brother
15 terrified monkies and apes destroy a house. Each week, one is voted as being the least popular and is extracted, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
Event Horizons
Sam Neil discusses how spaceship design is being made more disability friendly after tearing out his own eyes
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
6pm: Gamesmastermind
Contestants are faced with a series of questions read by a disembodied Patrick Moore
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
Song-Bak of Praise
Harry Secombe kicks ass through Thailand to rescue his village church's stolen crucifix.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
Newsnight of the living dead
Michael Howard meets Paxman again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
9:30am: Randall and Hop Kirk
Comedy-drama as Randall tries to solve a murder of a solicitor in Canterbury, aided by a one legged William Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
Why Don't Unicron?
regional kids discuss ways to end the holiday boredom while a giant space robot eats them and their planet
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
Superb

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
Clicking this whole thread, here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
Dunston Checks In The Night Garden
Derek Jacobi narrates an orangutan tearing the hands and face off igglepiggle
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
9.30pm Monty Pythons Flying Cirque De Celebrite
Carol Smillie and John Cleese do high wire sketch shows that parody 1960's Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
3.50pm: Take Hart Art Attack
Neil Buchanan has to fend off a vicious beating from a naked Tony Hart armed with a paintbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
Casualteenage anal cum sluts 15
An explicit romp ends in predictable disaster. Two medical staff have an affair. Another is angry about a moral thing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
4.73pm Angel Hart
Popular British artist Tony Hart is hired by a mysterious stranger to find a missing pre-war singer, but becomes embroiled in a world of violence, voodoo and watercolours.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
Count Watership Down
Contestants select various bits of rabbit to see who can compile the longest rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
HAHAHAHA
I'm clicking this even though I love rabbits (alive and happy)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
Arthur C Clarke's Mysterious Girl
Sci-fi authors perform Peter Andre songs, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
10:00 pm Dancer In The Dark With Stars
Bruce Forsyth chronicles a depressing cycle of poverty, disease and abuse with a host of nearly-celebrities in sequins.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
Lorraine-man.
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
Lorraine Kelly reveals that she has a cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
Foyles Wart
Second world war detective has a fungal growth removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
Rolf's Fight Club
Rolf Harris invites different celebrities to compete in underground bare-knuckle boxing. This week, Piers Morgan and Dappy from NDubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
Four Weddings And A Funhouse.
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
Pointless.
Alexander Armstrong cuts people's fingers off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
Again, real lol
Going to lunch now, you prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
FunHouse
When pat sharpe's heart stops after a seemingly minor accident on the gokart speedway, Hugh Laurie struggles to navigate the rope bridge after loosing his cane in the ball pit.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
losing

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
hosing

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
hoping

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
loping

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
sloping

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
3:20pm Gone In Sixty Minute Makeover
Carol Smillie and a crew of ace thieves have an hour to steal an unsuspecting victim's entire fucking house. That's right, you heard me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
Bringing Out The Walking Dead
Nicholas Cage plays a zombie ambulance driver with insomnia. Hilarity ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
Embarrasing Buddies Of May To December
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
3.24 pm Metal Mickey Blue Eyes
Mickey attempts to ingratiate himself in the New York mob with the power of boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
haha. awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
Top Geaun
Hammond finally becomes Clarkson's wingman, all up his back
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
The Golden Shot Through the Keyhole
Lloyd Grossman attempts to go from house to house with a sniper rifle, shooting the occupants through their front door. When he encounters a yale lock he masturbates through the letterbox instead.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
9.17pm Vanilla Sky At Night
Patrick Moore plays the successful heir to his late father's telescope-manufacturing business, who finds his life taking a turn for the surreal after a jilted former lover drives her car off the edge of their oil rig home.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
The Cube Rick
Contestants are locked in a large box with Stanely Kubrick. They have to stack some small boxes while Stan recreates the rape scene from Clockwork Orange on them. Otherwise Phillip Schofield will talk to their family.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
8.00pm Terry and Dune
In the distant future, Terry Scott appears who may be the prophet that a long-suffering galaxy has been waiting for. And the boss comes round for supper.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
Amazing. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
Gangs of New Jersey Shore
Daniel Day-Lewis slaughters some faux Italians. He has a funny moustache and an accent.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
Take Me Out Of This World.
Paddy McGuiness invites men of a certain age to stare at fifteen Maureen Flannigans who put their index fingers together to pause time and escape the inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
4.45pm RentaGhost
Patrick Swayze stars as Fred Mumford and attempts to win the affections of Catastrophe Kate.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
Bigfoot and the Kendle Mint Cakes.
Fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
Total Wipeout
exactly the same except amanda byram has three breasts
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
(OK, wrong Verhoven film, but I would nonetheless)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
Kill The Bill
Uma Thurman helps bust a drugs gang in a fictional London suburb by cutting off people's heads with a Samurai sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
Unbreakabullseye.
1970s pub fodder with bad hair take it in turns to throw darts at Bruce Willis but the darts just bounce off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
I'd rather see Irreversibullseye.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
Coronation Street Fighter
Jean Claude Van Damme takes part in an underground fighting tournament in order to discover the secret of who Leanne's new boyfriend is.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
2.45pm Dr Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The timelord travels to 1930's cartoontown and stops the Master from framing a cartoon rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
qVc
Something about alien shopping channel invasion things.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
Home Alone And Away
Mackauly Caulkin has to single-handedly defeat two bungling burglars, while another character causes a stir by coming out as gay and a third is eaten by a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
Or was that Neighbours? Eh, who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
Rebel Without A Gauze.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
Mad Max Miller
post-apocalyptic music hall comedy

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. This corset's made of rubber. Feels lovely next to your skin. Full of 'oles though, you takes it off, you look like a golf ball."
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
Neighbores
David Duchoveny narrates this countdown of TVs 100 dullest horses.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
6.30pm Time Cop Team
Van Damme travels back in time to unearth the remains of a 17th centuty pottery, with Tony Robinson and some long haired loon with a Bristolian accent.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
Or
Van Damme travels back in time and buries random crap in a field which Tony, Phil et al uncover and come up with the usual 'It must have been a ritual' then bugger off to the pub.
(TitanLX, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
Come Dine With Me, Myself And Irene.
You can fill this one in yourselves...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
9:00pm Boston Legally Blonde
In which William Shatner is a bubbly obnoxious blonde who joins Harvard Law on the merits of his signing ability and chihuahua alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
Captain Planet Dinosaur
Captain Planet is a massive bipedal predatory reptile and eats all the kids, each show ends with a safety message (about not fucking with dinosaurs).
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
One Foot In The Bygraves
#you're a pink toothbrush, i'm a blue toothbrush I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IT#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
*snort*
fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
Match Of The Day Of The Dead
Motherfuckin' zombie football, oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
Monty Python's Filing Circus.
Secretaries put away documents in an off-the wall fly-on-the-wall, interspersed with really fucking tedious animations.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
Did you just badmouth Monty Python?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
Duff him up, adam.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
I'm going to do it so hard, he's gonna get pregnant
He will be up the duff from all the up-duffing I'll be giving him.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
The Adventures of Sherlock John Holmes
Victorian era detective solves crimes. With his massive cock.
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
Ian McBeale.
Eastend cafe owner accidently ends up a kooky lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
12.00am The Evil Dead Ringers
Getting away from the hectic city lifestyle, John Culshaw and Phil Cornwell drive to an abandoned house in the New Forest, seeking seclusion in order to hone their hilarious impressions. However, their loudly-spoken material summons the hideous Jan Ravens, who had been asleep in the cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
ILSA - She-Wolverine of the SS
1970s nazi-themed pornstar develops superpowers blah blah fucking blah
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
Highway to Hell
Michael Landon dresses as a schoolboy and plays air guitar. In a barn. For a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
Coronation Street Fighter

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
River Cidade de Deus
a close knit group of glaswegians are found dead from heatstroke in a rio slum
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
Gardener's Underworld
Percy Thrower turns into a vampire or something
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
Halo Halo
Will Master Chief smuggle the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies out of Rene's cafe in time?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
The Good, The Bad and the Rugby
A scrum ends in carnage when Clint Eastwood goes looking for a buried fortune in gold in the home team's in-goal area.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
Carry on Doctor Who

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
what happens next?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
a dalek's bikini flies off and hits Hattie Jacques in the face

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
Barbara Windsors bikini top flies off, causing a rip in the space time continuum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
see? that's the ONLY thing anyone remembers about Carry On films

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
Blind Predator
An eight-foot liverpudlian with the most frightening mouth ever shown on TV hunts down and skins three men for tonight's lucky lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
"Here's our Graham with a quick kneecap"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
"Or will it be number 3? He'll pluck at your heartstrings, then tear out your spine"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
Oh god...these have made me laugh so much

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
This is the best /talk thread, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
I was just about to post saying this very thing
I want to click "I like this" on the entire thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
I'm not around much these days
but damn, I still gots the magic touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
well we have one of these everyday flapjack
if you were around more you'd know this
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
You should delete the thread.
Everyone would explode.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
8.00pm The Birds of a Feather
Two unfunny houswhales get pecked to death by a finch.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
Quantum Leap of Solace
"Ziggy says you have an 83% chance of doing Vesper up the shitter tonight"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
One Foot In The Grove
Richard Wilson blinds Ant McPartlin with a paintball gun.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
Every Which Way But Loose Women

Carol McGiffin repeatedly instucts a heavily lubricated clive to turn left
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
Patton A Hot Tin Roof
Inspiring World War II General bemoans his lack of a baby in Tennessee Williams' epic play
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
HOLY SHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
This thread's getting better
the longer it goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
Mastermind and Commander
Magnus Magnussun loots and pillages his way around the Mediterranean in an 18th century frigate
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
7.45pm Romeo and Juliet Bravo
Leonardo Di Caprio attempts to win the affections of a no nonsense 80's copper.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
Come Dune With Me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
3.45pm Rhoobard and General Custer
A last stand is made with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
Last of the Mohicans Summer Wine
Compo covers himself in warpaint and scalps redcoats from a bath on wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
Last Tango and Cash in Paris
A young Parisian engages in a sordid affair with Snake Plisskin and a boxer with a speech impediment
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
Camberwick Green Mile
the lives of guards on Death Row leading up to the execution of a bloke who owns a windmill
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
Blake's Se7en
Servalan ends up giving Avon Blake's head in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
bwahahahableurgh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
Blakey's Seven
When Blakey from on the buses kills Servalan for skiving.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
Rita, Sue and Spongebob too.
Stupid children's cartoon character gets fucked by two northern slappers in the back of Mark 3 Cortina.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
12.30pm Cash in the Gattica
A genetically engineered Aled Jones and Angela Rippon value junk.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
Boyz n the Robin Hood
Ghetto teens learn the real meaning of sher-WOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
Noels Little House Party on the Prairie
A family move West, set up home before meeting 'Mr Edmonds' who tells them that the locals consist of wild pink and yellow indians who shout 'Blobby'.
The family are killed when Indians pour gunge down the chimney.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
The District 9 o'clock News
John Humphries finds himself infected with fookin' prawn technology
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
Dexter's Laboratory
A serial killer tries to keep his work a secret from his family while his meddling sister causes havoc.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
haHA!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
TFI Friday the 13th
Chris Evans gets his throat cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
*Orders from Amazon*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
ET with Mussolini
A cute little alien gets to drink his favourite beverage with an Italian Dictator while Maggie Smith makes a very long distance phone call.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
Watchmen
graham norton watches men
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
4.45pm My Parents are Aliens
Ripley leads the charge on a normal looking suburban family that harbours a dark secret.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Soldier Spy
Robson and Jerome try to uncover a Soviet spy by embarking on a terrible but inexplicably popular singing career
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
Strictly Come Dancing On Ice Station Zebra

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
Nineteen-wolf-eighty-four.
In a totalitarian future, Winston Smith tries to escape from the lies and bureaucracy of Big Brother by turning into a wolf and being quite good at basketball.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
4:45 - Days of Thundercats
Tom Cruise plays Cole Trickle, a young driver who overcomes a serious accident to race again, catch and roughly get it on with Cheetara.
(TitanLX, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
8.30pm It's A Knockout Of Sight
Romcom starring Stuart Hall as a bank robber who escapes jail whilst wearing a large foam rubber suit and laughing hysterically. With J-Lo as the scorekeeper.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
Drunken Mastermind
Off his tits on cheap rice-wine, Jackie Chan unintelligably yells questions at unsuspecting smuggards. When they fail to answer he round houses them and falls off a roof.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
Cockleshell Bay
Robin and Rosy Cockle are annoyed when they are outbidded at the last minute for that 12" spiky dildo they were hoping to buy
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
15.60 Watt Women Want
An alien, who comes to earth while attempting to avoid the henchman sent by his evil uncle, finds that he has the ability to hear what women on this planet are really thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
Top Gin.
Tom Cruise gets pissed on Gordon's and crashes his jet.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
My Fair Ladykillers.
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
Come Dynamite With Me.
Something about taking it in turns to blow things up.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
Child's Playbus
Children's favourite. Nightmarish slaughter in primary colours. This week, Whybird is knife-raped by Chucky.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
The Last Takeshi's Castle
Robert Redford rallies together 1200 inmates to rise against the system by getting them compete in hilariously painful and muddy games
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
Armstrong and Miller's Crossing
Sketch-based comedy show based in the Prohibition.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Knightmare
A blindfolded child is guided through the fantasy world of Gordon Ramsey's resturant kitchen by his friends while the angry turd of a cook screams profanity in a desperate bid to appear to have a personality.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
new thread please k thx bye

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
I think this should be the last thread ever on talk

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
i think it is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
The Dukes Of Izzard.
Stand up tranny gets lynched by southern state yokels.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
Blockbusterkeatons.
Quiz show hosted by Buster Keaton in which guests have to lipread the questions while he whizzes by silently on the front of a steam train.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
The Lion King and I
A bald bloke thinks he killed his father and escapes to the jungle wearing a lion costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
Top Gear Eye For The Straight Guy
Jeremy Clarkson sits uncomfortably while gay men discuss fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
Long Way Round the Twist
Ewan Mcgregor and a lighthouse travel around the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
How To Look Good Naked Lunch
Gok Wan gets eaten by a mutant insect typewriter. Disturbing and satisfying in equal measure.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
You've Been Named & Shamed
Home made video show made up of clips of paedophiles being confronted in public
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
Judge Richard and Judy

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
weird

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
Judge John Dredd
Cop from the future has sex with as many legal secretaries as he can
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
The Good Life Is Beautiful
Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal put the "wit" into "Auschwitz" as two wacky prison guards who rebel against the Nazi Leaders and self-sufficiently murder thousands of Italian Jews in their own, non-capitalist way... with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
Gerry, those neighbours have let the untermenschen escape into our cabbage patch again!

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
How Clean is Your House
Scottish harridan contracts lupus from unsanitary surroundings that causes her to talk with an unconvincing mid-Atlantic accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
Devil's Reject Babies
A light-hearted animated show based around infant versions of the Firefly family
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
The Fresh Prince Of Bel Aryan
Using CGI old episodes of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air have the entire cast converted to appear to be white people.
Unsettling and upsetting in equal measure, the effects of this Post-Modern masterpiece are likely to shape television for years to come.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
BBC3: Young, Dumb and Living Off It Ain't Half Hot Mum
Poverty forces working-class teenagers to continually re-enact scenes from the 70s sitcom for the amusement of a wealthy fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Kids
Ex-Secret Service children come of out of retirement to catch a Russian.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
The Prince Is Right
Everyone is required to agree with whatever Prince Charles says in this thirty minute monarchist spout-fest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
Terminator of Endearment
Killer robot from the future has to deal with the death of his only child.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
Splash! In The Attic
An insight into the illegal underground trading of mermaids.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
Catch Frasier
Kelsey Grammer is set free in a field in Berkshire. Five contestants battle it out to be the first to find him, tie him to a tree and tell him he was shit in the X-Men films.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
Last of the Summer Deep Space Nine
Three old men boldly go where no bath has rolled down a hill before
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
Captain Corelli's Man Bag.
Italian war poof prances about like a tart on a fart.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
Freaky Friday Night Lights
A high school football team struggle to win the championship after trading bodies with the cheerleading squad.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
Max Wall's Summer
Max joins a band with some Australian children
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
The Goodies, The Bad And The Ugly.
Clint Eastwood shoots Bill Oddie in the face before he can bore anyone else about how he wrote all the songs. THEY WERE SHIT, BILL, GIVE IT UP
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
Dirty Harry Hill's TV Burp.
Go ahead punk, make my knitted character.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
Sesame Streetcar Named Desire
Big Bird drinks to hide the fact that Snuffleupagus beats him
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
Saved By The Belles Of St Trinians.
Confused Kiddy-com set in an English Girl's Boarding School in California.
Muddled plot lines fail to interupt your masturbating fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)
Jewel's Holland Show
The popular American singer/songwriter takes us on a tour of the Netherlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
The Black And White Minstrel Shaun Of The Dead.
Dunno, but it would probably rock.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Art Attack.
No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
The Fast and the Spurious
People drive quickly in cars that probably aren't theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
oh fuck i think i killed amberl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
oh fuck oh fuck what do i do with the body?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
Full Metal Mickey
The comedy robot goes to Vietnam to win the war but ends up spending all his time in an all-you-can-eat buffet resturant.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
loose women in love
carol mcgiffin and alan bates wrestle naked in front of a fire, whilst oliver reed and denise welch discuss the best tights for winter.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
Battle of Waterloo Road
Wellington and Napoleon both work at an inner city school. Can they put their personal differences aside?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
Platoonlighting
Will-they-won't-they romance as Sybil Sheppard and Bruce Willis play the comedy detectives who get blown up by a viet cong booby trap.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
Hamburglar Hill
Ronald McDonald is a platoon leader serving in Saigon.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
This Mourning
Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby discuss who's died that week
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
Apocalypse Now Then Now Then
As a tribute to the late Jimmy Saville, CGI is used to replace Martin Sheen with a clown with the face of Jimmy.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
Match Of The Daedalus.
Fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
Dalek Buds of May
Terrifying alien cyborgs invade the Earth in this charming rural comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
That's it.
All done.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
Nobody likes a quitter

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
Bugger!
I missed out on the opportunity to post 'Dallas does Debbie' :(

Ya know, where Patrick Duffy and Larry Hagman lay a pipe line right up Bambi Wood's shitter.
(Tivert, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 5:56, archived)