Oh bless
you burnt your oven chips.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)

In my wild and irresponsible uni days I microwaved oven chips.
The resulting chewy cardboardy mess wasn't that appetising
( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)

CRAZY!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)

I'd like to think that my unorthodox interests and my distaste for playing by their rules
will make me the maverick renegade I aspire to be. First the chips, then the frisbee, then WHO KNOWS??
( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)

They weren't bunt. Well, only a little.
The photo made it look a lot worse than it really was.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)

BUNT!!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)

They're not bunt Janet, or indeed bunting.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)