If I wanted to hit the lowest of low points in life.
I would save the fiver and go sleep with Mike's mum.
( friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)

And get £2.50 back.

( friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)

But for now you're happy to needlessly pay to use a free messageboard where you only ever get upset?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)

Someone has to give you cunts a place where you can generally be cunty.

( friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)

It's like that bit in Hook where he starts seeing the food that isn't there.
Except Robin Williams can be likeable.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)

and still have change for the sweetshop

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)

I dunno, getting upset at the internet in front of people is quite a low point, you should consider that before you start ranking experiences.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

Who's upset here?

( friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)

Certainly not you, yeah?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)

Most certainly not me.
Just going down fighting. You could consider me the one legged man in those arse kicking contests you hear about.
( friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)