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wait i'm not some sort of cunt,
let's finish this argument here and now i wanna know who is best
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
Whoa, does that mean I win?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
Consider it my last post on /talk.
Can you believe I pay £5 a month for this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
Hahaha you massive wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
ACTIVATE THE FLOUNCE-O-TRON!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
He actually won the altercation in my eyes.
It's a shame he threw away a victory right at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
On a serious note.
You guys wonder WHY /talk is quiet all the time now, it's because every new member that comes along and try's to contribute is just instantly shot down. It's no wonder really is it?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
So which one is going to be your last post on here then?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
I am just giving you guys more ammo here so I'll do us all a favour.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
don't go :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
You've got a point though,
a bit of ribbing is one thing, but I reckon we've strayed well into rough Northern comprehensive school territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
waht ahppened? did i miss it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
I don't know,
I have a feeling something happened over the weekend when I wasn't here though. It's all gone a bit post-apocalyptic.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
OH BOY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
Brayndedd basically summarised spazzyb's post.
SpazzyB said "fuck you" then BraynDedd went "No you should have capitalised the 'f' at the start of the sentence" or something like that, then SpazzyB deleted him showing BraynDedd up, and now he's leaving forever.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
I admit, he had the upper hand until he took it all seriously and got upset.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
its like north korea around here some days

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
Kim-JMG Il.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
i like when someone says "that is all" after doing a joke,
it is like when americans go "not" after being sarcastic, just to remind you that they were being sarcastic, thus ruining the point of sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
I get it!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
The post I made below this one
Is the first time ever that no-one's called me a cunt.

I was a little bit disappointed, truth be told.
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
YOU CUNT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
Don't take that to mean we've accepted you, you fucking prick, why don't you go and fucking shit into a kettle and boil it and then pour molten shit all over yourself you fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
Case in point. A prime example from the biggest cunt of them all.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
It seems that words CAN hurt someone.
I've learned a harsh lesson today.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
soul wounds hurt the most of all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
Did the above post hit home Mike?

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
Oh man, we've got you now.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
Yeah it's really put this internet comedy message board in to perspective.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
Well you know what they say.
Sometimes the biggest cunt is the one that's staring back at you in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
Or sometimes the mirror is a window and you're looking at SpazzyB.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
You just can't help yourself, can you?
Is this what you're paying £5 a month for? To be upset at the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
Hey get this right.
He's actually contributing to the bandwidth I'm using to call him a cunt.

Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
WONDERFUL!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
If I wanted to hit the lowest of low points in life.
I would save the fiver and go sleep with Mike's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
And get £2.50 back.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
But for now you're happy to needlessly pay to use a free messageboard where you only ever get upset?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
Someone has to give you cunts a place where you can generally be cunty.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
It's like that bit in Hook where he starts seeing the food that isn't there.
Except Robin Williams can be likeable.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
and still have change for the sweetshop

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
I dunno, getting upset at the internet in front of people is quite a low point, you should consider that before you start ranking experiences.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
Who's upset here?

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
Certainly not you, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
Most certainly not me.
Just going down fighting. You could consider me the one legged man in those arse kicking contests you hear about.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
more like a cunty message board, amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
It's okay - abuse that sustained and vitriolic and you kind of assume that it's more a feature of their personality than any sort of reflection on your own
I remain in persistent good cheer :)
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
Yeah well why don't you just fuck off and shit on a fire and burn your shit until your whole house smells of shit you fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
hahahahaha :D

(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
i thought it was just a humorous take on calling someone a dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
It can be pretty funny
But I take the person above's point that if you're new to the board, it *just* seems like its full of pricks.

And whilst some of the people that stick around will see through that, it means most of the people who stick around will in turn be massive pricks.
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
so your problem is that we're all pricks?
but why would anyone want to be involved if we're all pricks? why would you even care?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
Not my problem!
But it's an excellent question anyway. And one I'm unable to answer I'm afraid.

Personally I'm just drawn to look...like when you find a decomposing corpse. It's disgusting, but fascinating at the same time. And you kinda want to poke it with a stick.
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
Nice to see someone that can take a step back and have a different perspective on the situation.
And not be afraid to voice an opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
why dont you two just fuck already

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
You're obviously on the other side of the fence then.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
wait, you're fucking on the other side of the fence?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
I have no connection with SpazzyB
If anything, I'll fuck myself.
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
And just like that, he turns into a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
So having your own opinion is only good
If it doesn't offend you in any way?
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
so what's happening here is that, with this analogy,
you are upset at the corpse when some smelly gasses come out of it when you poke it with the stick? seems a bit of a stupid thing to get upset about to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
Excellent point!

(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM&ob=av2e
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
haha, upset on someone elses behalf!
classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
b3ta/talk
it's not for sensitive types
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
PUPMUP FOR TOP-MOD!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
YEAH

(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
hooray! it's pupmup!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
And manolith!
*cue theme tune*
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
You bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
tries

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
Yeah, either that or they contribute well, give as good as they get, then delete their post and everyone thinks they're a prick and doesn't care if they fuck off forever.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
Is Rob charging now?

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
No, SpazzyB has set up a direct debit for this shit.
Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
And at the death, BraynDedd pulls it back to win 3-2.
Great game here Jeff, shame it's marred by the suicide of some cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
Fairly sure I didn't actually score a single goal myself, there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
Yeah SpazzyB scored 3 own goals.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
I hope I'm not some sort of cunt,
but it's not really my call.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
i think you probably are, sorry, no offence meant i just get a vibe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
Do you get many vibes?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
not really, just from you and rachelswipe, i feel like there warnings but i just can't help myself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
I don't know Rachelswipe.
I'll be honest you got off on the wrong foot with me because of the whole Swedish Toblerone thing. I ought to let it go, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
i hope you don't, you've entertained me more than any other person here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
God works in mysterious ways.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
its probably not me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)