Precocious kid tries to be clever, fails, then blames everyone else and throws a wobbler.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)

didn't blame me
i'm doing alright so far in this
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)