If you were a MASSIVE prick you wife wouldn't need that diddlio.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

*titters*
THAT'S TROO! Fucking hell I'm bored. I'm trying to sort out my pension but it's COMPLIMICATED!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)

PENSION PLAN:
Buy shotgun.
Buy indistinct white van.
Buy balaclava.
Buy a set of unregistered number plates.
Collect pension weekly from post office.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)

This is sound financial advice
Thank you Windy
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)