I am supposed to be getting a present but she just forgot to pick it up before now.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

oh, THAT old chestnut.
she's leaving you, edd. sorry about that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

Would you like a solicitor?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

do you know any?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

I don't, sorry
OLOLOLLLOLOL
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

ah hahaha...

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)