Nah, it's because red is the colour of passion, innit.
And of engorged genitalia, which amounts to the same thing, I guess.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

I would prefer this to be in the form of a poem please, Mr.Tea

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

Roses are boring, violets banal;
fuck all that shit, how 'bout some anal?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)

Yes it's a 'visual rhyme', fucking sue me already.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)

phew
I thought I'd been saying it wrong.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

in my head, I mean
who the hell uses "banal" in a sentence?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

rnuk?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

um, me, actually :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)

maybe I'd use it more if I knew I was pronouncing it correctly
this is true for many words, though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)

I was unreasonably pleased with my realisation yesterday
that if you spoonerise "Susan Boyle" you get what sounds like "Booze an' Soil". Which is what I think she is made of.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)