I call it Pokey Bott Wank
but the result is the same.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

It's still a 35 year old man with his thumb up his arse, hunched over, humping his fist like there's no tomorrow
Either way, it's very upsetting.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

thumb?
Cor! Do you use lube or just use the greasy sweat that builds up in the little pocket between your balls and thighs?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

It's all me baby
Quick wipe of my vinegary gooch and I'm ready to go!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)