I seem to have upset a lot of people over the last few years.
On account of being a prick.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)

I say 'bash',
actually me and Flapjack had some dim sum and a few beers.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)